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BeatGuy BeatGuy

I am full of venom and goo. On a day in the past, a child was murdered and his soul was eaten by a dog. The soul shit that came out of that dog's bum birthed a creature of true evil and anti-talent. He was called the Beat Guy! He'll rub his hands over every bare piece of paper in the world so that no true art can ever be drawn again.


Website: http://beatguy.deviantart.com/


Interests: drawing, eating fresh souls, destruction of the innocent, Lovecraft


Skills: Skills? What are these... skills?


Occupation: Video store cle- er I mean DESTROYER OF PUPPIES!!!


Location: the land of sweet pies.
Member Comments:
Andrew Jarvis
11:29am, on August 18, 06

Dude! Now this is what I'm talking about! I really have to update my bio with something a little more creative, haha. I love the new comic! I'm putting it under Strips & Comedy if you don't mind